I'm starting to realize that having insomnia has its perks.
- I can write out my to-do list for the day knowing I'll be attacking it in a few, short hours.
- I can fold the pile of laundry that's been sitting for a week and find out where all my underwear went.
- I can hover over Kaden while he's asleep, sneak in as many kisses as I want and avoid being rejected.
- I can listen for strange noises coming from outside and try to distinguish which animal is lurking in the dark.
Did you know they make slippers that can be heated in the microwave?
Ummm...no thank you!
And videos like this on MTV:
Faces for a crotch?!
Yeah. That was my reaction, too.
I sat in the bed completely speechless.
I couldn't quite figure out what had happened.
Was I being punk'd?
In case you're wondering, this video is by a group called Big Bad Wolf, and the name of the song is "Duck Sauce".
After watching it again for the fifth time, I'm convinced nothing can ever come near the awkwardness of this video.
Except the fact that I can't stop watching it.
A different angles.
With the volume turned down.
In slow motion...and in disbelief.
I'm not sure where the fascination lies, but I'm claiming insanity. That's the only rational explanation I can come up with.
What the hell?!
I need to go to be earlier.
*control stock photo by www.pixmac.com