I have something I want to get off my chest... "Mom Boobs". Now that the cats are out of the bag (hehe), we can talk about more important business.
During my pregnancy, I slightly enjoyed my newly found treasures. My breasts begin to take on a life of their own. I was beginning to think they would never stop growing. For some odd reason, the only thing that comes to my mind is "James and the Giant Peach":
One of my earliest jobs growing up was at Hecht's. I worked in the lingerie section and was responsible for bra fittings on occasions. I'll never forget that dreadful day when my supervisor approached me.
"I wanted to ask you a question."
She leans in closer as if she is going to kiss me, instead she whispers, "Are you nursing?"
Say what? Nursing. Lady, I don't even have a child. Needless to say, I was traumatized.
Thank goodness Playtex has launched a new contest site where women can apply for a bra makeover or nominate a friend. If you visit www.PlaytexBraMakeover.com for your chance to win a trip to New York where stylist Alison Deyette will assist you in your bra makeover.
I have no clue what size I wear. I normally just grab whatever can get me through the day. I have bras that have lost their elasticity, some that have overheated in the dryer, and some that only have one side filled with underwire while the other side does not. I don't want to be a victim anymore.
So, what are you waiting for? I am heading over to enter the contest so that I can have the chance to become 1 of 10 winners to star in my very own webisode. Won't you join me.
And please, resist burning your bras. We actually love wearing them. It's 2010 people!
"By posting this information, I am entered into a contest to win a free bra from Playtex. I did not receive any compensation for this post and thoughts and opinions expressed are my own."
UPDATE: I'm getting a FREE BRA. Hooray. I have to tell the 'girls'.